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The audio doesn’t seem to be available just yet. Pity, I’d love to hear it. Andrew Symonds calling McCullum a lump of shit, that is.

Symonds was interviewed by wacky old Roy and HG on radio last night. Apparently rather pissed – or “confused” as the papers are describing him. Fair enough on a Friday night, but honestly, drunk in charge of a radio microphone? Not smart.

So McCullum cops it (or maybe it was McCallan – the pronunciation was tripping him up). But Symo also let slip, out of his “confusion”, that he pervs at Mrs Hayden when he’s over at Matty’s place for a meal (who’s a sissy for having a coffee maker).

According to Andrew Symonds, it is unAustralian for McCullum to play for NSW.

For someone born in Birmingham, he knows a lot about what it means to be Australian. Trial by media – unAustralian, being friendly with the opposition – unAustralian, going to Pakistan – unAustralian.

But how Australian is hypocrisy? I don’t see Symonds ripping up his IPL contract.